Marriage

See Stockholm Syndrome.

My now wife suckered me into marriage, now if I try to leave she gets half of my shit.

by Pay me more. December 13, 2022

Marriage

A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.

When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"

by Knight_of_7 September 29, 2010

Marriage

What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"

Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.

by THOT.exe January 30, 2018

Marriage

The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.

Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.

Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.

by Mtneerfn May 9, 2013

Marriage

The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.

'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'

'They must have had a marriage'

by tankerbelle October 2, 2012

Marriage

An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.

The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.

by Blackwolf Morrow February 14, 2011

Marriage

A God-ordained union between a man and a woman.

Marriage--And a woman shall leave her mother and father and cleave herself to her husband.

by OneHeart432 January 4, 2012