a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
by Joe Smith 2 August 08, 2007
A band of the rock/indie/adult alternative/funk genre. Fronted by Adam Levine. Some of their best hits include 'This Love' and 'Sunday Morning'. Previously known as Karas Flowers.
Person 1: Have you heard Adam Levine's band recently?
Person 2: Yeah, Maroon 5 kick ass!
by Izzikins June 05, 2005
The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.
Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.
by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011
They are a band. They used to be amazing, making songs like "Sunday Morning", "This Love", "She Will be Loved", and all of the other songs on their first album "Songs about Jane". Now they are shit, making songs like "Moves like Jagger".
*On my Ipod* Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Maroon 5, back when they were good.
Friend: I don't know who they are, can I listen?
Me: Of course.
Friend: OMG they are awesome! What do they sound like now?
*Youtube, Moves like Jagger* Me: ...This...*Cry*
Friend: Oh god. Why.
by Fatninja May 22, 2012
A pop/rock/indie band (formerly known as Kara's Flowers) made-up of:
Adam Levine - vocals, rhythm guitar
Jesse Carmichael - keys
Mickey Madden - bass guitar
Matt Flynn - drums
James Valentine - lead guitar

As of 2011, they have 3 studio albums - Songs About Jane, It Won't Be Soon Before Long, and Hands All Over. All of their songs are fantastic, and all you have to do is listen to them if you don't believe me.

Maroon 5 is also AMAZING live!
J: Brianna, what are you listening to on your iPod?
B: Maroon 5, of course! I have all of the songs on shuffle
J: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Don't you ever get tired of their music?
B: NO!!
by THE Future Mrs. Levine February 01, 2011
A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?
Maroon 5 is a great band
by ChewyIsMyCoPilot October 04, 2005
terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.
man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do
by hawkdude56 February 02, 2005
A shockingly poor attempt at anything other than repetitive, unimaginative, bland noise. It can only appealing to that unfortunate bunch of O.C. and Dawson's Creek loving sub-humans.
Busted-esque is a compliment!
How Hollywood has ruined a generation!
Person 1: "Aren't Maroon 5 shit?"
Person 2: "Yes, good call."
by Spoon December 08, 2004

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