Orange Marmajizz 

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.

Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.

Orange Marmajizz by marmajizzer January 24, 2012

marmalized 

damage, , destroy ,something from what it first was to resemble nothing

when you have an object, or food and you mess with it to the point that it is unrecognizible as the thing it was before .
so say you have a sandwich and you prod,pick and poke at it so that it does not look like anything, that means you have marmalized the sandwich.

marmalized by minniememouse121 April 25, 2010

marjizzle 

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)

Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.

marjizzle by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

Marmalization

The process in which someone is corrected , most likely because they have lost their smile.

Marmalization is primarily performed by The Marmalizer, with 5 legs that perform a different processes to perform.
The term was coined at Alton Towers's Secret Weapon 7, also known as the Smiler. The premise of the coaster is that
you have lost your smile, and it needs to be brought back.

Person A: Hey, did you go through the marmalization procedure yet?
Person B: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHQHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH
Person A: I'm taking that as a yes.

Marmalization by dytamic September 24, 2021

Marmalized 

To get marmalized is to get injured or distorted horrendously to look as if you you could be scooped up into a jar and look like marmalade

Preston: omg that man has been hit by a car he looks aweful
Leon: he is marmalized

Marmalized by leebubb June 2, 2017