mass-marketed non-conformism 

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

mass-marketed non-conformism by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005

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Marketeer 

A portmanteau of the words ‘Marketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.

Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”

Marketeer by Vince Mode March 4, 2017

Marketecture 

(1) A theoretical product architecture, conjured up by the marketing department, that has no similiarity to any product(s) on the drawing board, nor in production.

(2) A company's reference a set of products obtained through acquisition, where no interoperation exists, but might be cobbled together to seem to implement the original intent.

We're being told the new marketecture will include all of our competitor's features.

Marketecture by John B. Young May 22, 2007

Marketexture 

A marketing campaign that descibes a product's usage (or even a product) that is a complete fabrication. While the product may have use as descrbied within the marketing material, it is not based on any real event or proof that it can be acheived.

that powerpoint about the product in use was complete marketexture. Toothpaste adds claiming usage will help get you laid are based on marketexture.

Marketexture by CaliforniaMatt September 29, 2008

web marketer 

One employed in the industry of advertising products or services on the WWW.

UrbandDictionary.com is supported by trade with web marketers.

web marketer by Downstrike October 8, 2005

Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.

Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020