Marf- Middle Aged Rugby Fan

(in traffic) "stupid marf wont get his massive range rover out of the way!"
Marf- A marf is a middle-upper class man in his 30's to 50's who attends rugby games with his family usually in tow. Usually found in and around the south west London area and other parts of england.

Marf's wear rugy shirts or polo's and usually have rainbow tinted skiing sunglassed perched atop their head.

Other essential accessories include rolex/omega sports watches.

Their defining items of clothing are sandles and knee length khaki shorts.

Their vehicle of choice is nearly always a range rover v8 sport, or mid sized mercedes saloon.

They are never seen without a plastic beer cup in hand, and are notorious for littering the towns they visit where the games are being held with rubbish. Driving tipsy and acting aloof is part of what they do. They can be (after a drink) very obnoxious, however some are not bad people at all and can be actually good people.

Pimm's in a jug is their drink of choice. Their sons are skinny and have 60's haircuts, with names like alfred, charlie, archie or jonathon.
by Kodackamera August 24, 2009
A meaningless expression used by furrys who can't or won't decide on a word to express the emotional state.

A furry "meh" basicly.
Fox: So how was your day?
Skunk: Marf
by Mr Yin January 05, 2009
An acronym, short for "Modifications and Additions to Reactor Facilities." It is the name of a prototype reactor plant run by the U.S. Navy and the Department of Energy, located in upstate New York. It is a disastrous cluster-fuck of a Destroyer's engine room (surface ship's steam plant) and a S5W/S7G primary plant (fast-attack submarine's reactor plant), which results in nothing making any sense at all, and everything breaking constantly. According to a rumor I just heard, a large primary-to-secondary leak recently occurred and the plant is going to be shut down forever.

Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
Person A: What plant are you in? S8G?
Person B: MARF :(
Person A: *shivers* I'm sorry man.
by Sarpedon June 19, 2006
The sound sheep make when they know we arent looking.
Also a nonsensical word that has no real meaning.
"Marf Marf"
"What was that???"
by Decontrol December 04, 2006
the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.
I miss my marfs from the conference
by marfgirl December 05, 2009
When you're stroking it and your mom walks in
1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?
by Aman'thul June 28, 2009
The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.
MARF! MARF! *pant pant pant* MARF!
by TheRealMarfles July 14, 2009
Term for a scarf around the neck of a man. Typically implies homosexuality.
*Plural form: marves.
Dude, check out this guy's rad marf.
by JuBabee February 08, 2011

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