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Mini-mirage 

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It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."
Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015
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pigeon manager 

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A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.
Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006
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Mirage à trois

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That's where you fight 3 of me at once.
Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.
Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020
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I want to speak to the manager 

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Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
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Margetisum

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A person in a state of extreme depression, but memeified.
"Why does Luke always look so depressed?"
"Because he has Margetisum"
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your manager 

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Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
your manager by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
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