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Manspective

The opinion or perspective that your male friends offer on your new boyfriend or lover.

It can also be defined as a man's perspective on any topic related to men.
Nicole: My new boyfriend said he would call last night and he didn't. If he really liked me, I think he would have called. Keane, I need the manspective.

Keane: Ahh, not sure. He probably went out for a beer with the guys and left his phone in the car to charge or more likely, his phone was dead.

Nicole: well, he does play a lot of games on that new phone he got...
Manspective by MissSassy May 28, 2010

Manspectations 

Things that are generally expected of men. Men should do certain things or act a certain way to maintain the expectations that other men have of them. A term which is usually used by one man about another.
'Paul is not living up to manspectations... just look at the condition of his lawn!'
Manspectations by DublinMom October 12, 2009

mansectomy 

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)
If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.
mansectomy by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006

masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope 

An awesomely long word that is the ultimate insult to any human being.
Person 1: You are a complete douchebag!

Person 2: Well you are a masspectorgraphiciscotopicdoublediothermaldiophonoscope!

Person 1: ...holy shit...
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026