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Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011
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Manopolitan 

1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge

A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
I didn't want to sound girly and order a cosmopolitan, so I ordered a Manopolitan instead
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010

Manpology 

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.
John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.
Manpology by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010
offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.
I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.
maypops by Tank Miller November 23, 2007

manpocket 

The unnecessary and mysterious pocket covering the crotch in men's underwear, usually tighty-whiteys. Useful for holding whatever men may wish to keep close to home.
Girl 1: I tried looking for tight and sexy underwear for my boyfriend, but I couldn't find any without the manpocket!
Girl 2: I love a man who wears a manpocket.
manpocket by lizfromcanada November 22, 2007

mangopops 

The appropriate greeting to give your french homosexual friend who was once sexually abused by a platypus belonging to the ringmaster of german traveling vaudeville show...
"Oh no, here comes Pierre. Listen don't mention platypi around him, ok? Mangopops Pierre, how are ya?"
mangopops by Duckleberry Minn January 19, 2010