Mannoism 

Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.

How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!

Mannoism by Edju August 7, 2019

pac-manning 

To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.

"Dude, quit pac-manning, you're gonna hit that car!"

pac-manning by Ron's Cookies May 2, 2007

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Manonite 

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.

Don't make fun of his hair man he is a Manonite.

Manonite by Shiggins April 2, 2008

Mannis 

A person who has no emotions; a person who will do anything, good or evil, to achieve their goals; the bravest and the most macho of men in the world.

Soldier 1: wow look at stannis charging the castle with the army! He isn’t scared of anything!

Soldier 2: he is a mannis. Stannis the mannis

Mannis by Derkadurr January 11, 2018

mañanita 

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

mañanita by Debsdds May 13, 2020

kool-aid manning 

verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"

"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."

kool-aid manning by d beez August 24, 2005