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MandoMoneyShot 

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.
MandoMoneyShot by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

manlotion 

Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things.
guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now.
guy2: dude they smell way to fruity, you really need to get some manlotion.
manlotion by MTM483 January 18, 2009

mandoticon 

When someone enters an emoticon into a text conversation and you feel obligated to respond with one, lest you are an unsympathetic jerk.
Girl: I had pasta salad for lunch :)
Guy: (that's weird, I don't know what to say, but it definitely requires a mandoticon) Ok......:)

mangatron 

When somebody is talking forever and they never shut up...
1. God Darwin..your such a mangatron!
mangatron by SoljahOfFate June 9, 2005

Mantronella 

a man capable of deterring mosquitos & pleasant smelling women
"Woman avoid that guy like he's human cintronella candle, a mantronella if you will."

"Nothing like hot woman walking by and the pleasant smell they leave after they walk by, of course while I'm smoking, I'll I smell is smoke and they go out of there way to walk around me, I'm like a mantronella"
Mantronella by tacmed56 September 4, 2009

Mongotron 

I would never travel on the Mongotron. It's really for the poor people, God bless 'em.
Mongotron by Jonas Vasey March 11, 2004