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Mantuition 

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.
Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so
Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

Manscursion 

A trip or adventure by a group of bros, usually made for doing manly tasks such as canoe racing, bear hunting, making their own beef jerky and riverboat gambling trips. The members of the manscursion must yell "manscursion!" before every task for it truly to be one. Alcohol is encouraged.
Jim: Hey bros, what are you doing today?
Group: I don't know. I think we were just going to watch Titanic.
Jim: Fuck that! Let's go bear hunting!
Group: YEAH!
Jim: Let's down some shots first!
All: MANSCURSION!!!!!
Manscursion by The Real DMT 22 August 22, 2011

mancation 

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.
Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.
mancation by Jack7559 April 28, 2006
Word of the Day on September 18, 2006

Mancubation 

The process through which a human embryo is incubated inside of a man.
Example 1: When all else failed, the partners turned to mancubation to have a child.

Example 2: Sean loves Bob Schneider so much he would mancubate his babies.
Mancubation by Megapedia March 27, 2010

Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010