An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.
The ending of a relationship between to heterosexual caucasians and the unfortunte circumstance occuring when a man of African American descent takes the caucasian girl to the dance floor leaving you embarresed, alone and in a hormonal rage which directly results in drunk texting and other unbenevilant hate messaages.
A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.
I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.