manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

manbeardyke by 429mustang January 12, 2009

manbeardyke

Similar to manbearpig, except half man, half bear, half dyke. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. Often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

1: "Holy crap, did you see that?"
2: "No? What happened?"
1: "Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"Com on guys, I'm super duper serial. Manbeardyke really does exist!"

manbeardyke by 429mustang January 11, 2009

MANBEDICKUS

(man^be^dick^us)
Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.

“Hey Leah, did you see that manbedickus just laugh about giving his girlfriend an angry sanchez after the donkey punch he gave her?” “Ya”, said Leah, “he really has a small dick, doesn't know how to use it and no brains hu? But he sure can hop fast on one leg."”

MANBEDICKUS by The Mom September 8, 2007