I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
by Hell nawww August 20, 2019
Oh My GAW-d, they're finally opening up that second Best Buy at the Manalapan Epicentre, y'know, across the street from circuit city and next to Staples!?
by Ratchel December 29, 2007
A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.
by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 15, 2006
Drama Drama Drama, everyone in this town is a spoiled brat. noone has to work because mommy and daddy will buy u a new bmw if you pass gym class. the parents are nieve to the amount of drugs their kids do, and some even join in with the kids, Ridiculously bad drivers claim the narrow streets of this cop infested town. the boys think their hood, and the girls slut themselves around. but hey, gotta love it.
by satisfiied December 12, 2006
A town In Jersey where MOST of the kids are spoiled rotten. Drama is infested here because no one is happy with their lives so they mess someone elses up. In this town kids are wannabees and think theyre cool if they have the new Juicy bag. MATERIAL is a girls bestfriend here. The guys are all jerks. Most girls are skanks PULL YOUR PANTS UP OR YOUR SHIRT DOWN. Pot grows on trees, you can find it pretty much anywhere. The cops are like at every corner and give you tickets for anything. The Freehold Mall is where themmm gangsters be at oh i meann those rich jewish boys who WANT TO BE GANGSTER *go to Trenton and do this lets see if you get beat up * WHERE CHELSEA ROTH & HER NINE GROUP THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. well guess what girliess yahh dont its NOT YOUR TOWN!
Amanda Vanderstar: hey chelss lets ask daddy to take up to florida in are jets and while were at it lets start drama by making fun of the kids who dont have as much money as us in Manalapan
Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!
Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!
by BriannaIStheSHIT June 26, 2009
Manalapan is a semi wealthy town in central jersey where seniors in high school drive beamers, benz, or mustangs. You have girls that wear too tight of clothing, and too much bronzer on their face. You have guys who try to be cool and talk back to teachers and get themselves suspended. Everyone goes to a party at least 2 times a week and it always winds up getting caught by the cops/ and or posted on facebook. If you don't drink your not cool. If you don't smoke weed, your bascially not having fun that weekend. Going to clubs in 8th grade on teen night has become a popular thing to do. Nobody is guido anymore, just likes to dress nice and show off their cars that their parents LEASED for them. There is one girl who claims she the queen, and all the underclassmen actually bow down to her. Shes nothing special. It's also a town were "Legit" and "True" are just sentence endings or answers. If you don't have a blackberry, your not cool. The mall is for 6th graders and their group of friends that smoke outside the food court cause they think their cool like that. It takes about 15 mintues to out of the parking lot at school because their is only one entrance and exit to the school. Seaside and Wildwood are the destinations for after prom, if your not there, then your missing everything. Basically its a town full of spoiled brats, some wealthy, some not. everyone just tries to fit in with the "norm" of manalapan people.
"Yeah basically everyone from Manalapan will be a Pure tongiht"
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
Answer: "Oh True"
"He didnt text me last night! Like legit ignored me!" -typical manalapan girl talking
by Ignore Us February 5, 2011
The Laguna Beach of New Jersey.
A Laguna girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach bags, and Juicy. Manalapan Girl wears Uggs, North Faces, Abercrombie, Coach Bags, and Juicy. The show, Laguna Beach, is fake, Manalapan drama is fake. Laguna girl grows up to live in The Hills....hmmm I wonder where the Manalapan girl will end up.
by gottalovelivinghere May 6, 2010