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Chinnifer Maniston 

What people on the internet magazines call the overrated, self-absorbed "actress", Jennifer Aniston, who's chin in MASSIVE with a huge head that is too big for her body, has a broad nose, small rounded, beady eyes that have an inward curl, no cheekbones (Her face is FLAT!), and an okay-shaped body. A complete butterface! Other nicknames are Jawnifer, Jennifer Anusstain
Chinnifer Maniston is too busy feeling sorry for her pampered self to consider the suffering of those with REAL problems while Brad and Angelina are helping those in need!
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A term used in the celebrity gossip community to denote Jennifer Aniston and her manish appearance. Used in a derogatory manner by those who dislike her.
Brad definitely made the right decision when he dumped that square-jawed Maniston.

Best Manister 

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant
Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.
Best Manister by Kizzler May 6, 2013

Manistly 

A word first founded by lord Thomas Hamill of the great Fool On M.C.C. The manly and bikers term for honestly man.
Manistly yah dick!
Manistly by Frankie the biker January 13, 2014

House the Manister Man 

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

Manistee 

Manistee, or locally known as "The Stee", is a small town in Northwestern Michigan, situated on the shores of Lake Michigan. The town itself mostly thrives on tourism and the casino.
"I'm from the Stee bitch!!!"

"Manistee sucks, all the town is good for is the casino and drug dealers!!!"
Manistee by Mrs. Electrolyte July 6, 2008

Manistique 

1. A small, blue-collar, backwater, redneck, white-bred, secluded, good-for-nothing, hopeless, po-dunk, white-trash, rumor-filled, racist, failing, squalid, repulsively unattractive slum with a stagnant, sluggish, utterly hopeless, inactive economy with no chances of improving itself.
2. A very bad place to live.
"You have lived an utterly repulsive and secluded life, what are ya? From Manistique or something?"
Manistique by serpentine belt April 3, 2003