dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

dead man talking by k2kate January 28, 2009

dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"

dead man talking by mlhiss June 1, 2020

Dead Man Talking

A survivor of a suicide attempt.

He lived! Dead man talking from now for sure.

Dead Man Talking by Xavier96 September 22, 2022

dead man not talking 

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”

Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!

dead man not talking by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

what, bro what are you talking about man 

the meme you see on almost every youtube video
in other words,
a reporter asked Russell Westbrook a question about his basketball match against the Jazz team and Russell Westbrook responded with "what?! bro what are you talking about man?"

Reporter: "Russell, did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?"
Russell: "what, bro what are you talking about man" (w/o punctuation)
"bro, I'm out man. yall trippin"

what, bro what are you talking about man by thekaprisunstraw September 10, 2021

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

talking like a man with a paper asshole by Plumbob November 15, 2013