9 definitions by k2kate

Top Definition
Worldwide political, financial, environmental, and moral armageddillennium caused by HRH George W.'dubya' Bush in his endgame pursuit to enrich himself and his cronies before being run out of office.
Guy #1: Found a job yet?
Guy #2: No, man, no jobs anywhere.
Guy #1: I guess this dubya dubya three is everywhere.
Guy #1: And not going away anytime soon.
by k2kate December 07, 2008
1:7 ratio of beers admitted having drunk versus beers actually drank
In dog beers, 1 dog beer = 1 6-pack + 1 beer
by k2kate October 20, 2010
A person from the frozen north who holds and misuses authority for his or her own self-serving, short-sighted, manipulative gain. Ethically challenged; devoid of prefrontal cortex activity. Makes being trailer trash look like a promotion
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
by k2kate December 07, 2008
Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
by k2kate December 07, 2008
Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 02, 2010
Really good catnip.
Guy: Hey! What's up with your cat? He's running around all crazy like!

Girl: Oh, that. He's been into the meowie wowwie again and it gets him really wound up. Like a shot of whiskey does you.
by k2kate May 12, 2010

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