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man spaghetti 

a mess of men all jumbled together, legs and arms intertwined like noodles; usually in a crowded public bath, or a gay club after an earthquake or especially groovy beat
Let's get in there and make man spaghetti with meatballs!
man spaghetti by shiny dood September 30, 2009

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.
"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."
man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014

man spatula

A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
man spatula by jeru411 December 23, 2008

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.
Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!
man-spackle by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
An amount of space between two men given to maintain their feeling/appearance of Heterosexuality. An extra seat or space between two men.
"John was such a damn idiot, he totally violated the man space by sitting right next to me!"
man space by Parabellum March 6, 2007
noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.
1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.
man spank by Big Francisco December 31, 2009