Kick man's balls October 

When someone tells you "It's kick man's balls october" it defines as that you have been disrespectful to a woman.

It's kick man's balls october,and you just slapped her ass,sooo be ready to be spanked!

Kick man's balls October by Nomoredisrespect September 28, 2020

kick a man when he's down 

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

kick a man when he's down by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

national kick a man in the balls day 

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

national kick a man in the balls day by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012

one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest by Frainslug November 5, 2005

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest 

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009