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239.
MAN
Verb:To MAN is to carry out a task in "manly" fashion, be this anything from drinking a small cup of free ice tea or attending a long shift at work after several ecstacy tablets and or large quantities of alcohol, cannibis or ketamine.
"MAN it u dickshit!"-said to a person failing to drink more than 10 pints of lager.//
"Fukin' MAN it down"-said to a person drinking at a slow rate.//
"Lets go to the park and MAN"-said to fellow man when wishing to attend a public park for manly purposes.//
"Lay the MAN down"-To show a fellow person who is the 'boss' whether this be through brutal violence or sexual punishment.//
"MAN her!!! MAN her now!!!"-To embark in barbaric sexual activity without the said females consent.//
"Stop being a 'fanny', just MAN it out!"-Advising a peer to undergo an activity which appears extremely dangerous and/or unfavourable due to unusualy high level of intoxication from the aforementioned substaces.
by TEAM MAN December 07, 2006
 
1.
man
Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.
Manfred: Make me a sandwich, woman!

Mildred: What a man...
by losersquaredthatsme June 24, 2010
 
2.
man
A person with two heads.
For a man, unfortunately, the smaller and less talented of his two heads defines the course of action in the vicinity of a person with one head.
by Ki Pe September 08, 2006
 
3.
man
look under pervert
You're the man now dog!
by Shino September 10, 2007
 
4.
man
PERV!
person:Hey, whats a man?
person2::-O UR A PERV
by someone one on this site July 23, 2010
 
5.
man
A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!
by KittyKats123 March 18, 2008
 
6.
man
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by I only speak the truth always February 17, 2010
 
7.
man
A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.
90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
by Music Lover Nr 1 April 20, 2010