Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..

I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..
by NASTYVIOLENTPORNHOLICS October 23, 2010
An extremely hormonal crazed, psychotic human of the male specamin, who spends his free time lounging on the couch and treating perfectly wonderful girls like shit.
Girl 1: Wow, Kevin sure is cute!

Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.

Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
by crazymichaela February 24, 2010
A bipedal mammal of the homo sapiens variety that is born for ONLY some specific purposes and nothing else. Those Purposes are listed below:

1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs

this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Go! Take the garbage out! It's a man's job!"
by rebelbikergal April 24, 2010
a human being only expecting to be able to do four things in life.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex

we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
Girl 1: "Yea, I went on the date with that one guy but i sware all he wanted was sex from me"

Girl 2: "hes just being man"
by Whisker Biscutes July 10, 2008
Man: How does a boy become a man usually by dissassociation..cutting off from the family,expected to challenge authourity,be aggressive,and manipulative at an early age..this is tolerated and encouraged by elders in most societies.

A boy then watches porn with his friends talks about 'hating' girls etc...Couple this with dissassociation from family the first cut off point is the mother,to become a man one must dissassociate from his emotions,become distanced from them and rely being a dick instead.

Not much has changed most boys are encouraged to behave in such a manner and it is even applauded!

Throughout the ages,man's identity has been synonymous with 'woman',usually the dominance and abuse of woman is part of forming his identity(in some way shape or form regardless of who the man is ,he may rely on being an immature boy or being a complete manipulative dick either way)his difference from 'woman' is his only claim to be a man..
Man..I am not suprised that most boys grow up into fucked up sick men.
by anotherpretentiousmanonearth November 01, 2010
Man

Man: How does a boy become a man usually by dissassociation..cutting off from the family,expected to challenge authourity,be aggressive,and manipulative at an early age..this is tolerated and encouraged by elders in most societies.

A boy then watches porn with his friends talks about 'hating' girls etc...Couple this with dissassociation from family the first cut off point is the mother,to become a man one must dissassociate from his emotions,become distanced from them and rely being a dick instead.

Not much has changed most boys are encouraged to behave in such a manner and it is even applauded!

Throughout the ages,man's identity has been synonymous with 'woman',usually the dominance and abuse of woman is part of forming his identity(in some way shape or form regardless of who the man is ,he may rely on being an immature boy or being a complete manipulative dick either way)his difference from 'woman' is his only claim to be a man..
Most men are not even man enough..more like a bunch of dater boys and full of shit
by porndaterrrrrrrrrrrr November 02, 2010
opposite gender to woman.. can be spotted by some characteristics such as : complete asshole, arrogant, thinks they are superior to woman although they have no fuckin idea wat utter twats they are..
im a man.. i have a dick and ball doesnt that make me fuckin amazin
by prettypeachy September 14, 2006

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