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29.
man
A man is someone who frequently doesn't phone or send an email when they say they will. This definition excludes: good husbands, brothers and fathers.
Man say's "I'll get back to on that you tomorrow."

Man say's "I'll call you at 9:30." (then doesn't)
by Womankind December 09, 2009
 
30.
man
a "man" can be defined by one of these three terms

1) dork

2) jerk

3) taken

I could go years before meeting an eligible man.
by dmannyjojo December 28, 2005
 
31.
Man
Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..

I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!
Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..
by NASTYVIOLENTPORNHOLICS October 23, 2010
 
32.
man
An object used for the amusement of women.

Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.
by The Payback to Misogynists February 11, 2010
 
33.
Man
An extremely hormonal crazed, psychotic human of the male specamin, who spends his free time lounging on the couch and treating perfectly wonderful girls like shit.
Girl 1: Wow, Kevin sure is cute!

Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.

Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
by crazymichaela February 24, 2010
 
34.
Man
a human being only expecting to be able to do four things in life.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex

we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
Girl 1: "Yea, I went on the date with that one guy but i sware all he wanted was sex from me"

Girl 2: "hes just being man"
by Whisker Biscutes July 10, 2008
 
35.
man
The ultimate source of all EVIL
Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by I love men very much January 26, 2010