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one who does not know how to judge a woman by the inside because all he wants is a piece of ass
I wouldnt be single if some man would look at my heart and not my ass.
by anonymous female March 12, 2005
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MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..

WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..

LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..

FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..

NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN

SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
by MENIKNOW October 23, 2010
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1) a gender of the human race, not necessarily better or worse than females.
2) generally a person who will do incredibly stupid things for a piece of ass.
3) the perfect specimen: one who can comprehend that women are not "meant to stay in the kitchen and/or bed", nor are they "life-support systems for vaginas", but are a complimentary addition to their existence.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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let me clearify something a man is someone who has grown up
mature, knows how to treat a woman, is responsible enough to handle his own emotions and or life situations and takes resposibility for himself and what he does
also has a penis
this man is smart and knows what he is doing
by rupenski November 27, 2009
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The useless lump of flesh surrounding the penis.

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Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
I was trying to get sex but the stupid man wouldn't put his penis in my vagina.
by tamtam27 October 09, 2010
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a human being only expecting to be able to do four things in life.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex

we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
Girl 1: "Yea, I went on the date with that one guy but i sware all he wanted was sex from me"

Girl 2: "hes just being man"
by Whisker Biscutes July 10, 2008
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A man is someone who frequently doesn't phone or send an email when they say they will. This definition excludes: good husbands, brothers and fathers.
Man say's "I'll get back to on that you tomorrow."

Man say's "I'll call you at 9:30." (then doesn't)
by Womankind December 09, 2009
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