A male human. Can be one of the following:

Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.

Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.

Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.

Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.

Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.

Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...

Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
1) a gender of the human race, not necessarily better or worse than females.
2) generally a person who will do incredibly stupid things for a piece of ass.
3) the perfect specimen: one who can comprehend that women are not "meant to stay in the kitchen and/or bed", nor are they "life-support systems for vaginas", but are a complimentary addition to their existence.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
some are sexst, and those should die die die, they are NOT superior, we are all equal, lots of them think they have to be masculine, but the good ones, respect women, and are great
this world is so fucked up
by nico February 06, 2005
One can classify men in many ways. I'm going to do that according to some definitions for 'woman'.

Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."

This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.

Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."

Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.

Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."

Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."

"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."

"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."
by Liz.B April 28, 2008
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.


* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
Man: Soceities expectation for you to conform to (marry) a man..when in reality this is not something you have to submit to..

Men in the 1950's used the wages as a tool for abuse,eg.financial abuse,where you can beat the shit out of your woman because YOU CAN.YOU OWN THE WAGES RIGHT?
Men typically own the homes then too..SO THEY CAN KICK YOU OUT FOR A YOUNGER (MORE STUPIDER VERSION OF YOU)..Just when you got wise to him (eg passed the age of 12 to 15)..

Men used women as a tool for abuse in the workplace also,can be seen in any workplace even today in the 00's..Where a woman on maternity leave may get even FURTHER pushed out of her job by a mysoginistic piece of shit who cannot even do half the work you do..or match an average days workload but still get PAYED TWICE THE AMOUNT..WHO'S THE EXPENSE NOW?
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