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A misunderstood creature in this heedless world. He seeks to find happiness, so he chases wealth, power, fame and love of women endlessly in despair and emptiness. The society around him targets him as a primary audience, because he is suppose to be the "bread bringer," so he is constantly expose to the lies of pornography, lottery, get rich schemes, scams.... and even after so many ventures, tends to hide his discomfort and pain, because society told him that "a real man doesn't cry." He wants to be a great son, a loving husband, provider, sustain-er, protector and a compassionate father, but is often misunderstood by the opposite gender as one and the same and acquires labels such as pimp, playa, perv.....His life is forever empty.... He live only through the eyes of others, so he ventures his entire life just so he can be called a man.
He will be a fine man one day

Be a man

Man up
by Failure that does hardwork April 14, 2013
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A guy who has gotten laid. Before a guy ever has sex, he is considered a boy, not a man.
"I was 18 when I became a man."
by A_Dude September 06, 2013
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A man is someone who frequently doesn't phone or send an email when they say they will. This definition excludes: good husbands, brothers and fathers.
Man say's "I'll get back to on that you tomorrow."

Man say's "I'll call you at 9:30." (then doesn't)
by Womankind December 09, 2009
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The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.
Who is a MAN’s favorite football player?
Peyton MANning!

What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
A MAN!

What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
A MANwich!

What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!

What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
MAN CANS!

What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !

Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!

Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
MANdy Moore!

What is a MANS favorite college?
MANhattan College!

What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
A MANager!

Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Barry MANalow!

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
by M DOUBLE YU February 03, 2009
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A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".
Four score and seven years ago, man. - A. Lincoln

I have a dream, man. - MLK

To be or not to be? That is the question, man. - Wm. Shakespeare
by levine2112 February 08, 2012
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The prefix added to a word to make it manlier, as in manpurse (a manly purse), manswer (a manly answer) and mancave (a manly cave or place for a group of men).

Special note: Sometimes it is necessary to replace the first syllable of the word for man- as in the example, manwich, a manly sandwich which contains a unusual amount of meat.
Sally: Geez Joe, do you always masterbate in a pool of sharks while juggling flaming chainsaws?

Joe: Don't you know anything? I'm not masterbating, I'm MAN-sterbating!
by ghostsquad October 06, 2011
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a "man" can be defined by one of these three terms

1) dork

2) jerk

3) taken

I could go years before meeting an eligible man.
by dmannyjojo December 28, 2005
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