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1.
phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
by mr. dickerson May 18, 2007
 
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This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.
*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS
by killer of lulz October 19, 2008
 
3.
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
by Well_it's_true April 07, 2010
 
4.
The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!