usually used in a situation when a fat chick
walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"
This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets
*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?
everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS
When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"
The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
oh my days its the whale
- man the harpoons!!