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mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.
Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!
mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.
mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.
Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

manogram 

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!
Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!
manogram by PBTJ November 30, 2013

chihuahua mammogram 

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.
Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!
chihuahua mammogram by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram 

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
Alabama Mammogram by ATXREX May 29, 2017