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Mammogram 

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.
I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"
Mammogram by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013

Mammogram 

A racist Telegram. A contraction of Mamie and Telegram.
For her 40th birthday, my girlfriend received her first mammogram. She was not happy about it.
Mammogram by T. S. Roberts August 19, 2022

mammogram nanogram 

When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!
mammogram nanogram by plato! October 30, 2024

chihuahua mammogram 

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.
Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!
chihuahua mammogram by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram 

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
Alabama Mammogram by ATXREX May 29, 2017

Mexican Mammogram

When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.
Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!
Mexican Mammogram by GOLDILOCKS/OTTO September 24, 2010
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Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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