Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.
by ServiceWithaSmile June 3, 2009
A Brand of "scareware" that just appears on a victims computer often with the victim doing nothing to provoke it. It installs a program and states that certain viruses are infecting a victims computer that actually aren't. Eventually causes the system to freeze and crash and cancels out any antivirus software that maybe on the persons PC. It also pesters you into paying up to $50 for them to stop bombarding you with error messages. The software it just fucks up the system if the person purchases it.
With criminals injecting Malware Defense into victims computers, protective software isn't safe anymore.
by grizmeister April 21, 2010
When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.
Email 1: Mike? It's me Sheila from law school - long time no speak! I think you have a virus on your computer because I'm getting spam from you. Anyways - how is life going - where are you working?
Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?
Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?
by O-Town Daddy September 4, 2013
The 'rona. COVID. Coronavirus. Coined in 2020 as a slang term to get around content filters specifically looking for COVID-19 for purposes of demonetization.
by Dodger of Zion January 8, 2022
Malware unicorn:
The online handle for a prominent malware researcher with a considerable online following. Has presented at numerous conferences.
Sometimes is confused for a legitimate threat actor, primarily by Jr. Analysts who pee their pants when their own reflection.
The online handle for a prominent malware researcher with a considerable online following. Has presented at numerous conferences.
Sometimes is confused for a legitimate threat actor, primarily by Jr. Analysts who pee their pants when their own reflection.
by Cyberbloodhound February 9, 2018
person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 29, 2021