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A place you take a crap when you have nowhere else to go.
Dude, pull over. I have to take a wet dump over there in that malvin.
by PrezPimm June 12, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A place where you take a dump.
Frank: YO! Wait up. I need to take a shit!

Jack: what the fuck?? Don't do it here, go to the malvin and shit on that.
by jackodude December 20, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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