A ballin' ass white dude who is extremely fly and completely successful in all facets of life.
Did you see that honkey Grewe? Dude is such a Maloof.
by I'mLikeAMaloof August 3, 2008
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A slang term used to describe someone who is of the Arabic race and is homosexual. Some synonyms of "maloof" are "gay" and "fag." If you are called a maloof please call local authorities because it is a form of racism and needs to be stopped before it gets out of hand.
White Guy - "Get out of my country you f*cking maloof. We don't like your kind around here."

Maloof - "Hey now, do not make me telephone the local authorities, I will take my cellular phone out of my pocket and dial 911."

White Guy - "You maloofs really are gay."
by thatguytheboss March 30, 2011
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When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.
Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!
by Rizzomo April 13, 2010
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Maloofing is the Internet discussion board version of tattling. Normally done by sending an e-mail, or private message, or by clicking on some sort of alert button.
person 1: holy crap did you see that fat cows pics she posted in the adult forum
person 2: thats it i'm Maloofing you
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drinking/partying at someone else's house (with there consent of course)
Hey are you coming by tonight? we are Maloofing it up in north Salisbury.
by bestlastsunday January 8, 2009
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An oof to powerful to handle with an oof itself, therefore transfering some of the power to the maloof
Wife: Im getting a divorce
Husband: Oof maloof
by Ripeggseggseggstentacle November 28, 2018
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