Josh Mallinson  

A funny, funky, gay and happy dude, who has many a good friend and considers himself to be an 'Acid Raver'.

He DJ's 'Acid House' and is extremely interested in 1980's Synthesized music.

He is a model and icon to his generation.

1 ) 'Doing a Josh Mallinson' : When someone has told a joke or said/done something so funny, you are rolling around on the floor laughing, whilst peeing yourself.

2) As common language : '...Do you know Josh Mallinson? He's a well safe guy!'

3) As Bad Language : '...What the Josh Mallinson Do You Think You Are Doing?!...'

4) As Showing An Example Of HomoSexuality : ' Josh Mallinson Is A Lovely Gay Man.'

Josh Mallinson by Joshua A.K.A DJ.Moonman January 13, 2009

Josh Mallinson 

A man of giant stature and intellect.

Wow! Did you see that josh mallinson over there? He rocks!

Josh Mallinson by Malljos February 21, 2009

Keira allinson 

A Keira allinson is such a G. Probs find one at maccies or at dance. Loveable girl but very blunt. If she says she likes u, she’s lying.

I was walking on the street and saw a Keira allinson so I crossed over before it killed me

Keira allinson by badonk.com August 19, 2019

Allinson 

A carefree, fun, wonderful , and a wee bit crazy person but that's what makes her great that's what makes her not worth losing.

An Allinson will stick by you though thick and thin and will never let you down as long as you keep them by your side losing an Allinson would be the worst decision of your life.

Allinson is someone who you can rely on and is a great friend and girlfriend she help no matter what because that's what matters to her she may become jealous sometimes but as long as you show her you're determined to be hers she won't anymore.

Allinsons are great people and if you have one in your life don't lose her.

Don't let go of an Allinson!

Allinson by Ms.FairyTail June 8, 2020

Markinsons 

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

Markinsons by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Markinsons Disease 

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

Markinsons Disease by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Zouis Malikson 

A buddies ship name of Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson whose fighting over Harry's ass. Their friendship is so pure. They used to be so close.

fan 1 : "Hey! I love Zouis Malikson so much! They're so cute together!"

fan 2 : "Yeah, they used to be partner in crime!"

Zouis Malikson by @suckerforzarry June 21, 2020