8 definitions by Gootherologist2020
A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams
by Gootherologist2020 November 26, 2020
The person who has been the recipient of so many unwanted rimmings, that it could technically be considered a master apprenticeship
by Gootherologist2020 August 7, 2021
by Gootherologist2020 August 7, 2021
A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “
by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020
A firefighter/paramedic, who has little interest in actually providing prehospital care and identifies as a firefighter primarily, despite the fact that their service workload is almost exclusively emergency medical services and rarely if ever actually conducts fire rescue services
by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020
Pertains to an unkempt Vagina or Gootherus. similar in presentation to the Burst Mattress, the Boggy Marsh is where the pubic hair is coarse and full volume, similar to Gorse and the labia and Vagina ( the Gootherus ) is warm, squelchy and damp, like a Peat Bog.
I lost my Welly in her Boggy Marsh and she needs to see the Gootherologist to recover it.
I got scratch’s on my face from trying to pleasure her BoggyMarsh
I got scratch’s on my face from trying to pleasure her BoggyMarsh
by Gootherologist2020 November 26, 2020
A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.
by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020