Darren Milazzo 

A narcissistic verbally abusive, insecure and obsessive childlike man having an excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
synonyms: vain, in love with oneself, self-loving, self-admiring, wrapped up in oneself, self-absorbed, self-obsessed, conceited, self-centered, self-regarding, egotistic, egotistical, egoistic, egocentric, egomaniac

Darren Milazzo was so awful in terms of how manipulative and hurtful he was, don't be a Darren Milazzo.

Darren Milazzo by Latest Victm February 16, 2019

Milazzoed 

Getting injured right before game time.

Joe: Dude, what happened?
Dan: I think I pulled my groin muscle.
Joe: haha, how?!?
Dan: I was just walking onto the field for batting practice.
Joe: Nothing worse than getting milazzoed!!

Milazzoed by BCHRISTO84 August 12, 2017

malazzoing 

The act of stating usless facts--that only a stalker or creep would know-- to people who often wonder how the hell one would know the information.

John: Dude, why don't we we hit up that one party at that chicks house?
Big Ken: Sure man, but we don't know where she lives.
John: True, but she drives a 87 El camino, she has 2 younger brothers in 3th and 7th grade, and she's ambidextrous.
Big Ken: Dude, you need to stop malazzoing.

malazzoing by Mike Oxbigy October 8, 2007