malarki 

A load of bullshit.
OR
Used in context of OMM - Oh my Malarki!

Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!

malarki by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

Malaki 

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.

Damnnn Malaki has a big cock

Malaki by savvey9 October 9, 2021

malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.

Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti

malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016

Daron Malakian 

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007

malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.

Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"

malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012

Daron Malakian 

Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.

'That Daron Malakian ... he's the shit'

Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006