hacking the mainframe 

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.

hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"

hacking the mainframe by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010

hacking the mainframe 

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

hacking the mainframe by gt-skip April 15, 2005

Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.

Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......

Mainframe Master Race by OldBear caslte June 2, 2016

mainframe 

What stupid people think computers are made of.

Wow, you build computers? You mean you build the mainframe and everything?

My computer doesn't work, I think there's something wrong with the mainframe.

mainframe by bomber991 December 25, 2008

manbrace 

The exact moment when one man embraces another as if by hugging

When the US swim team won the gold medal for the 4X100 Men's relay Michael Phelps and company shared an awkward manbrace.

manbrace by Jichdan Huchimoughs October 8, 2008

Menbrace

also known as a man hug. when two friends hug, no homo

Joe: hey man long time no see
Tim: ya my cat died
Joe: Come here man time for a menbrace

Menbrace by IHATECATS July 10, 2010

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage 

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009