Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"
An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramblesecurity systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.
(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!
1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation