Magifilate (v): To bend or contort, to find oneself juggling several duties at the same time, while maintaining an unusually happy demeanor. To describe one's activities when mostly nothing is being accomplished, but there is a tremendous amount of activity that makes the person feel overburdened, under appreciated and under paid. Can also be used to describe failures in the kitchen
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.