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A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.
Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
by D.L. Crosse January 19, 2007
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To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
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A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
by obsidian March 22, 2004
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Doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!
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A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"
"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"
by Nato June 21, 2005
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The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.
Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.
by Koshevoi July 23, 2010
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The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.
Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.
by urbandict1 July 25, 2010
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