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3.
To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
by chaseburgala June 06, 2009
 
1.
A basketball legend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.
Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!
by D.L. Crosse January 19, 2007
 
2.
A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.
"I used the magic johnson on her last night."
by obsidian March 22, 2004
 
4.
Doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!
I gave her the magic johnson at the courts!
by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 18, 2011
 
5.
The miraculous effects of Viagra. A play on the name of the basketball player.
Albert was getting on in years, so he turned to Magic Johnson for assistance in pleasing his wife.
by Koshevoi July 23, 2010
 
6.
The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.
Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.
by urbandict1 July 25, 2010
 
7.
A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.
I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.
by Shawt November 15, 2009