Madidick

The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).

Boy 1: WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!

Boy 2: That's no ordinary whale my friend. Inform Ahab. THAT IS A MADIDICK! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!

Captain Ahab: MAN THE HARPOONS!

IGGS girl: Isn't that just madi?

Madidick by liammantesso June 28, 2010

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maddick

a madman's most prized and th'cratched possession, also one of the main reasons why da fanokie wuvs him

when da maddick is off da yahoo, da fanokie throws a hissy fit

maddick by oke December 11, 2004

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Madidick • maddick • S.Maddick

S.Maddick

To tell someone Suck my dick, Fuck you, or fuck off. Best said as Eat My Johnson.

John: Son why the fuck did you drink up all the juice and didn't replace?James: What, dude S.Maddick.
Or Teacher calls on you to do a math problem in front of the class that you dont understand you, simply tell that tell him/her to S.Maddick.

S.Maddick by LA17 May 30, 2007

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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