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Macho Gay Touching (MGT) 

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
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Macho Gay Touching (MGT) 

When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.
1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.

Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.
Macho Gay Touching (MGT) by PikFish November 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026