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Gloria Macapagal Arroyo 

-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo by etchua October 24, 2007
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Someone who owes money; someone who is a bad credit risk. It's a Spanish slang term.
After our terrible card game, that malapaga son of a bitch owes me money.
Malapaga by Bfo9897 May 13, 2011
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