popular line of cosmetics especially for society's creme de la creme and celebrities
gonna run over to the mac counter for some eyeliner
by jane doe March 18, 2005
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You know why it wont work? Because you have a fruit on your machine.
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The short way to say an Apple Macintosh Computer. Considerably the best and easiest to use computer on the planet.
It would be better to buy a Mac over a PC when in need of a new computer
by JohnB1993 May 26, 2008
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Computers that not only are better than PCs for graphical editing (it pains me as a PC user to say that), but also doubles as a very nice fishtank!
I just turned my friend's burned out iMac into a very nice fishtank!
by Viros June 28, 2003
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A character in the Cartoon Network show, Foster's Home for Imaginary friends. Mac is eight years old and comes to visit his imaginary friend, Bloo, every day because his mom made him give Bloo up. Mac is pretty much the coolest eight year old ever.
Mac is the coolest eight year old kid ever.
by ms.insomniac July 28, 2006
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A computer that can be compared to wanking with your left hand... You can get the job done, but it does take longer than expected, and doesn't feel as satisfying at the end.
Holy crap - everything you do on this Mac can be done on a PC. You cant do 3-D work. And even though it looks smooth, on closer inspection this is badly designed... I thought this was the wireless generation, look at the number of cords! And it seems strange but they are going to be using an intel chip from a PC..... Ha.....
by L.M.B//REP March 22, 2006
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The most fucked up and retarded piece of shit out there. Short for Macintosh. I think it was supposed to be a computer, but they accidentally used a pile of shit instead. Probably made by the same poor deprived children who made your shoes. With the same materials. Also the 'computer' that my school system uses. Blech.
Billie McRetard: DUDE i just bot me a new mac and it rocks so much u all sux i hate u stupid loozers haha you use a real compooter but im 2 fucking dumb to no the diferents.

Joe McNotAnIdiot: Stop talking before I shoot you.
by Joe McNotAnIdiot March 06, 2005
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