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22.
Mac
A computer created by the evil space empire (also known as Apple Inc).
This computer is designed to suck misfits, tree-huggers, and losers into their evil mind-control scheme, with their shiny GUI and their impression of owning the fastest computers, and most of all, their horrible one-button mouse. Before you know it the Macbots will be going on PC websites and mindlessly raving about how much better Macs are. These people are often spotted praying to Steve Jobs before sleeping, asking him to make their lives better.
1. PC user: I heard you got a new computer. What are its specs?
Macbot: Uhhh, specs?
PC user: You know, RAM, Processor speed, Hard drive capacity, that kind of stuff.
Macbot: BRAIN OVERLOAD! *Head explodes*

2.Macbot: My new Mac is so cool, it even has a hard drive! YEAH!
by Ecksbawks July 27, 2009
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23.
v.
1. To go to Mac's, the convenience store.
2. To hang out at Mac's.
I'll be Mac'sing it up tonight
by Dain Kinkaide August 05, 2003
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24.
M.A.C. Is the acronym for Massive Alden Cock. This is a band that Likes to rock out with there cocks out.
Hope you love this band there quite huge!!
An example of the band M.A.C. is Alden's Cock Playing guitar while he plays drums!
by ClaryMeredith October 16, 2010
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25.
mac
The best makeup out there. Makes lipgloss, eyeshadow, foundation, eyeliner, mascara...Comes in a variety of bold colors...Shimmer and non-shimmer...Don't let the price get to you, it is definately worth it. =)
1)Yes!! They've finally set up a mac counter at our mall!

2)PhOk Clinique..mac is the way to go!
by PREP istheNeW PIMP December 04, 2005
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Cliftons phinest phood
mac's is the shit, we had it bad for munchies and cottonmouth and had-a goto
macs for sum a-dat whoop ass Zaaaaa.
Be some thick ass shit, filt me up.
by homer January 15, 2005
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27.
Mac
A marketing term used by Apple Inc. to sell Windows PCs put into different casings and loaded with a proprietary OS known as Mac OS X that can't do anything besides allow the user to watch porn without getting viruses. And of course, sold at a higher price.
Bob: Just got the new Mac Pro!
Mohinder: Bitch please, I built the same thing with the exact same specs and it didn't cost me $60,000!
Bob: But this doesn't get viruses unlike your Windows machine so I can watch porn safely!
Both: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUCCKKKKK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA
by Jteve Sobs November 26, 2013
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28.
mac
1. to go to thailand to fuck numbskull sluts, so you can come back and call yourself a casanova

2. a habit of never getting over a fat-ass ex who sleeps around with fat guys before dumping your skinny ass

3. to have an excessively low IQ level

4. to have an ability of attracting girls who think of themselves as hot-hits (you may also consider them as hot - refer to 3) by simply displaying a set of dirty and irregularly positioned teeth, and of course a lot of desperate sweet talking

5. a sexy trait of being moderately good in bed but having loads of confidence
1. its end of year again.any plans to mac?

2. stop being so mac.u'll get a better girl

3. he has no sense of logic. a total mac you can say

4. why...she is practically jumping on you in less than half an hour.pulled off a mac?

5. i need a mac this weekend
by galaxyrocks December 13, 2011
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