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ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.
1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.
ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Loretta Lynched 

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.
You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
broccoli lynchers by 123sozloser December 15, 2019
Lychee is the name of a really nice fun person. Sometimes they can be dry but they’re usually fun to hang out with and give great advice and listen to you when you need them. If you don’t have a lychee in your life, go find one right now!!!
I’m so lucky to have met lychee! She’s super nice and I love her so much 😩
Lychee by Lychee-2021 dc January 25, 2021
a asian fruit very tasty, looks like a fuzzier red kiwi, flesh is chewy and white. kinda tastes like a mix between apple grape and milk. roughly 4-5 cm in diameter.
i got 2 pouunds of lychee from china town and a ate them with some pals during the super bowl.
lychee by Redi March 6, 2007
To feel trolled by surrealist director David Lynch due to a general inability to fully comprehend his movies or ideas.
'Man, I watched the last episode of Twin Peaks last night and it was just bonkers, there was no plot whatsoever.'

'Bro, I know, I think we just got lynched.'
Lynched by froglocust June 28, 2017