(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

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lutraphobia

Noun; present tense.

lutraphobia is the fear of those pesky creatures, otters. The subject of fear is those pesky teeth and sharp... fur. lol

dude 1: dude that otter is giving me the creeps

dude 2: clearly you have lutraphobia

dude 1: omgwtfbbq

dude 2: no kidding

lutraphobia by razza62 September 29, 2008

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lupophobia

abnormal dread of wolves.

Children are generally full of lupophobia.

lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

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Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

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