"I can't wait to do my boyfriend when I make parole, but in the meantime I'm getting by by being a total LURD."
by CS111 August 3, 2007
by Jer777 July 11, 2007
n. (lûrd)
1. Derives from the fusion of the two words "liquid" and "turd;" excrement that expels from the anus not in the usual solid form but as a continuous, sometimes lighting-quick, fluid, filling the toilet bowl or possibly coating the rim of the toilet bowl as if being shot from a paint cannon.
2. A contemptible person, whose guts and blood you would like to see splatter from his or her body like "liquid terd" from an anus.
3. In hick speak, a "loud kid" or someone who does not know how to be quiet or subtle with any normal day-to-day activity, such as eating, moving a table, talking on the phone, or putting away dishes.
1. Derives from the fusion of the two words "liquid" and "turd;" excrement that expels from the anus not in the usual solid form but as a continuous, sometimes lighting-quick, fluid, filling the toilet bowl or possibly coating the rim of the toilet bowl as if being shot from a paint cannon.
2. A contemptible person, whose guts and blood you would like to see splatter from his or her body like "liquid terd" from an anus.
3. In hick speak, a "loud kid" or someone who does not know how to be quiet or subtle with any normal day-to-day activity, such as eating, moving a table, talking on the phone, or putting away dishes.
"I just spilled a bigtime lurd in that toilet that it rocketed out of my butthole, and my buttcheeks were coated with its spray."
"I can't believe he would rat me out like that, I could just kill that lurd."
"Can he do anything without making such a racket?" "No, cause he's a lurd."
"I can't believe he would rat me out like that, I could just kill that lurd."
"Can he do anything without making such a racket?" "No, cause he's a lurd."
by T-Rev May 25, 2006
by Twiggy August 3, 2004
any alcoholic beverage that falls under the category of a beer; not liquors, wines, champagnes, etc.
by Cassie Bradley February 25, 2008
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