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Lumberghini 

Beat up redneck pickup truck with a wooden box.
I seen em’ drivin that crap lumberghini
Lumberghini by feffieweffie August 25, 2019

Lumbergh 

A horrible boss who has no idea how to run a buisness. (S)He has the same lame motivational phrases which become meaningless after hearing them day in and out. Also, you totally hate his/her guts for being a total tight-wad.
For more info, See Office Space.

"Yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on, ohh, saturday. We need to play catch up. Oh, and you might as well come in on Sunday too. Thannnkkss.."

"I'm going to need to move you down to storage room B."
Lumbergh by Trevor Anderson January 18, 2005

lumbergh 

A supervisor who is too lazy to do his own work so he passes it down to everybody else. An incompetent piece of shit who only gets promoted because he cornholes the boss. He would otherwise be a total melvin if he wasn't a supervisor.
God dammit! That fucking Lumbergh is making me come in this weekend to clean up his mess.
lumbergh by Rayth March 18, 2008

Lumbergh 

A person with an incredibly repulsive personality. So much so that anyone who has sex with that person will forever be tainted e.g. friends will lose respect for that person, and potential or current partners will no longer be attracted to that person, once they find out that they have had sex with a Lumberg.
In the 1999 movie Office Space, Peter (Ron Livingston) believes that his girlfriend Joanna (Jennifer Anniston) has had sex with his boss, Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole). Once this information becomes known, he no longer wants anything to do with Joanna and is tormented by the thought of his girlfriend having sex with Lumbergh.

also,

Friend A: "That girl is such a Lumbergh!"

Friend B: "Yeah, this guy I know had sex with her. I can't even look him in the eye anymore."

Friend A: "Yeaaahhhhh...*sips imaginary coffee cup*"
Lumbergh by C.J. Volney January 15, 2006

Lumbergh-rific 

expressing a managerial air of total ignorance of your employees' the logical nature, common sense, and general human dignity, esp. when attempting to be polite while actually being an overly-controlling ass-clown. Usually includes elements of execuspeak and general douchebaggery.

See also Lumbergh.
Gee wiz, Susan, I could hardly stand Bob's attitude in today's meeting. He was being Lumbergh-rific.
Lumbergh-rific by postmodern68 June 11, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026