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71.
a kid with a billion friends but also has a small penis with no bush.
luke has alot of friends
by zzzeee May 26, 2012
 
72.
Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.
Luke is a one of a kind guy
by kenny and joey May 27, 2011
 
73.
V. - To dominate at Ultimate Frisbee, particularly when played at night. To appear from out side of near proximity, to tip, block, intercept, or successfully catch a frisbee. To score a touchdown, or pass as an assist for a touchdown. To outrun one or more people who have been running for less time, and slower than you, from a significant distance behind them. To win the game.
Scott: "Drew, you worship Luke way too much."
Drew: "Well, he did just score again."
Scott: " Goddammit, where's Brad!"
James: "Goddammit, where's Matt Gill!"
by G.M.H. November 06, 2009
 
74.
A stuck up prick who is so up his own arse he can't see the feelings of anyone else but hisself. Someone who is hard to figure out and is as evil as lord voldemort.
Girl: dump him he's such a Luke
by Ugly1234567890 February 12, 2012
 
75.
A guy who thinks he can walk around treating girls like shit, or he is the big cheese. Never trust a luke or they will break your heart and not even care. Lukes will go on as they never even met you
Girl 1: hey isn't that luke?
Girl 2: ya he's the jerk who broke my heart

Don't be such a luke
by thehighguy95 August 12, 2011
 
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A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.
"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.
by lolopopop July 04, 2011
 
77.
To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009