lubersnap 

a large amount of random unidentifiable goo

After a hobo shook my hand, it was covered in lubersnap.

lubersnap by Libanna March 21, 2009

Lumbersnack 

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.

Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.

Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumbersnack 

A cute bearded man who wears flannel

Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.

Lumbersnack by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019

Lumbersnack 

When you can imagine an individual (usually male) who can pull off red checkered shirts, suspenders and denim jeans, in doing so looking like a chunky SNACK!

Damn, George looking like a lumbersnack today!

Lumbersnack by P-Esports February 5, 2020

lumbersnack 

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

lumbersnack by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009

ubersnapper 

ubersnapper: a self-absorbed, clueless young whippersnapper of a manager, so intent on their own self-promotion that you know, if you work for them, no one else is ever gonna get a leg up.

Working for this ubersnapper, I knew I was in a dead-end job.

ubersnapper by DMCoop March 4, 2015

lumbersnatch 

Gay lezzy who’s masculine and wears flannel, see lumbersnatch

Megan and Mary are so outdoorsy and wear flannel. They’re such Lezzie lumbersnatch -es

lumbersnatch by Laprincesita November 24, 2018