A person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, 'The Legend of Zelda', often to the point of being a living breathing strategy guide, and using 'Link Logic' to solve everyday problems.

Manager : Why is Dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? He's supposed to be on psychiatric leave.

Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...

LoZer by Ding, Hero of Thyme October 5, 2011

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a super loser, a modified version of "loser"

Wow, watching America's Funniest Home Videos on a saturday night...lozer...

lozer by not_a_lozer October 29, 2007

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a loser who thinks hes cool. and doesnt know he is a loser.

Lozer: hey me-shell, wanna go out with me?

me-shell: umm...not really

Lozer: aww cmon i have some ultimate 1337 haxxor skills i can show you

me-shell: (pulls out her pepper spray and runs)

lozer by Fred D Flip May 2, 2005

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Someone really cool who is obsessed with Ke$ha and therefore not actually cool

Chandler is such a lozer. did you hear him singing Tik Tok in the car???

Lozer by stargirl28e April 10, 2010

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Its a neater way to write looser or to name the son of a gypsy woman from eastern europe.

He is actually a lozer

Lozer by This is not a real dictionary February 2, 2025

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