lousiana hot pocket 

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up

Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

lousiana hot pocket by Chewee May 21, 2016

Lousiana Purchase 

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

Lousiana Purchase by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.

careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

Lousiana yard dog by Anonymous July 7, 2003

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007

Lousiana Rocket

insertion of two fingers covered in tobasco sauce into the anus of a male porno actor to sustain an erection

Due to the long shooting schedule the male lead has gone soft. Someone get him a Lousisana Rocket.

Lousiana Rocket by Slap Daddy March 2, 2005

lousiana rubberband

The act of soaking a rubberband in lousiana hot sauce, then while hittin it from the back, stretch aforementioned rubberband as far as you can and take aim at your unsuspecting partners pooper. Let 'er rip and try to hold on!

Man, I gave this bitch the lousiana rubberband last night!!!

lousiana rubberband by kp456 November 22, 2007

lousiana leftovers 

When you shit in a girl's pussy, then seran wrap and wait 2-3 weeks. You then go back in and eat that shitty pussy out!

I almost threw up after giving Jenn the old Lousiana Leftovers.

lousiana leftovers by Moe Lesters March 16, 2008